My workmate and I

Lol... I know what your thinking. What’s so funny?!. We moved offices, now i sit next to this dude. Every time I look up from my desk my eyes fall onto his computer (nosy i know). If he is not scrolling up and down his emails it is the spread sheet. I don’t know if its bad timing but truth be told I don’t know what this guys does though to his defense ‘he says he comes in an hour early’.

Then on hourly intervals he disappears for round thirty. At first before we moved it was once a day at 1600hours, then after we moved it changed to 1500hours and well today its every after two hours on average. One of the girls that I work with said that he goes to the toilet i didn’t really believe her and laughed my head off till today when he stood up and went to the toilet. I looked at my watch. Time check 10:35. Other people went in and out he never came out. Time check 11:05 he walked out of the toilet and came back to his desk and started scrolling up and down his email

He for some reason I don’t know has no desk phone, so he has to share with the person next to him. First he used to sit opposite me, now he is stuck next to me, so when the phone rings, he grabs immediately like his life depends on it. I didn’t sign up for a receptionist/ assistant but looks like God smiled down at me and decided I could use one.

He likes to talk about the cost of the things that he has bought; apparently he once paid £68 for a plate of Chinese food, that’s 204,000 Ugandan shillings.

And lastly he doesn’t smell too good.