Said in passing

Crazy conversation
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Ug Girl: by the way chico says hi
AK: whose is dat?
Ug Girl: the dude you were asking about
AK: He doesnt know mi??
AK: u doin' him den...lol
Ug Girl: lol
Ug Girl: no
AK: u are...??
Ug Girl: no i am not doing him
Ug Girl: He is married
AK: dat neva stopped u....
AK.: sumone gonna do ure husband..guaranteed..so u better stay sharp on dat marriage tip...
AK: we can have a bet if u like....lol
Ug Girl: wats the bet
AK: unless the dude is s priest...even dat....sumone gonna test...lol
AK.: u wanna bet....sumone gonna do ure husband...if u live in ug too guanranteed......lool
Ug Girl: you are posioning my mind
Ug Girl: well if i give it to him good
Ug Girl: then would he still go else where
Ug Girl: ?/
AK: no matter wat u do.....its a man thing...
AK: u cant mantain dat...and da allure of fresh new pus.....phew dat nigga gonna be all up innit before he even knws.......
AK: its an african thing man.....u just gotta understand and play ure position as wife....
AK: u loose dat too and u fucked..........looooool
Ug Girl: lol...thats not true
AK: only time gonna tell......
AK: u knw its true....
Ug Girl : so you are saying that there is no such thing as one man one woman
Ug Girl : in the african sense oof thing
AK: there is..but dem boys aint on it...da godly boys yep....
AK.: not da hustlers and shit..lol
Ug Girl: so wat category do you lay ...?
AK: godly...
Ug Girl: ha...
Ug Girl: lol
AK: why
Ug Girl: you like new staff like its weed
AK.: yep...

In other news
Men are like buses/taxi's on a cold rainy day. You patiently or impatiently wait for one for hours then when one does finally turn up there fours others right behind it. - True story.