Tuesday, 5 July 2011

True Story


Oops, there goes my shirt up over my head
Oh my
Oops, there goes my skirt dropin' to my feet
Oh my

This is not the what went down over the weekend though if It had it would be a more interesting story to tell. So leaving my house on Saturday afternoon I make a mental note just incase I do not see my bed till Monday night

Just before I shut my front door I make a mental note.

Underwear check

Keys check

Phone check

Toothbrush check

Wallet check.

I am ready to hit the road.

45mintues into my journey and on last stop, I had t take the bus, multitasking as always I look for my travel card in my bag and as I hold my hand out to stop the bus I realize one of my knickers is hanging off my travel card. At a bus stop crowded with people I smile, put on my big girl panties, fold my delicates, give the bus driver a smile and look for a sit and once I meet my girls all is forgotten.

Next time some asks me my most embarrassing moment I think I have an answer, to me this is worse than being caught having sex with the house help in the banana plantations by you father.

Have a good week people

30 comments:

jny23 said...

This blog needs a PG.

(Runs away to read kids blogs)

Ugandan girl said...

lol...mbu not PG....

nevender said...

I almost choked on it. Should I say sorry? Bambi? Hmmm...

Diva said...

Oh my goodness hun, that's like so embarrassing. You're a tough one, how did you handle?!!

Ugandan girl said...

@nev.. i found it funny ...

@Diva.. i just told myself what are the chances that i will every see these people every again..hmmm...zero.so i smiled and acted like i was a character in sex and the city ..lol

theSchudent said...

ouch,ouch!lols @ getting nabbed in the banana plantation!why of all places??!you have killed me!

nevender said...

Thank God tha wasn't UG...lol. Agataliiko Nfuufu..hehe

jny23 said...
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Ugandan girl said...

@the schudent..lol..some kid in my kaloo..rumours has it that...

@nev..lol..a reason for everything indeed

rethots said...

*smiles*

jny23 said...

What type of house-helps were u employing?

Ugandan girl said...

@jny23 Disclaimier - wasnt me..

savvykenya said...

He he you weren't really caught having sex in a banana plantation, were you?

And it's ok to admit it wasn't 'the girls' you were hanging out with :)

Ugandan girl said...

@Savvy sweetie..it wasnt me it was jny23..lol..

jny23 said...

Naye u! me i don't even know what you are talking about.

Kenyan Hasibu Jobs said...

mmmmh!

Ugandan girl said...

@jny23 - honi the cats out of the bag now. you can exhale.

@kenyan hasibu Jobs - passing by yours as of now.

jny23 said...

and how did u know unless..........

Ugandan girl said...

@jny23..kale dont even think about bring me into this ...we grow up in different niegbourhood's different towns..

Ok me i was in town, you were in the village...:-)

jny23 said...

u just broke the rule; "kissed and told".

Ugandan girl said...

it wasnt with me...hence i told without kissing;-)

jny23 said...

really?????

Ugandan girl said...

yes really.

njagala said...

wat colour?must have been rainbow....haha

Ugandan girl said...

@njagala..colour..hmmm...

njagala said...

so wat colour were they?

Ugandan girl said...

wat ever colour you want them to be .:-)

S[he] says... said...

I'm ready to swear nothing can be more embarrassing than your dad catching you with the house help. Jeez! I for one would dissolve in the shame, and die.sing than your dad catching you with the house help. Jeez! I for one would dissolve in the shame, and die.

dosh said...

Rotfl... The was embarassing but I highly doubt u want to be caught having sex, by your dad, whith the househelp, in a banana plantation!!!

I love ur template by the way :*

Anonymous said...

Good start to a nice weekend, I guess...