Monday, 18 July 2011

It wasn't me

Aaaaaaaahhhh!!!!!

She screamed out loud.

Everybody looked at me to wonder what I had done to make her release such a heart rending scream, but there was nothing to my knowledge except just being there.

She had walked calmly from the back, greeting all her friends after paying her respects to the new wedded couple. As she approached, one look at a brother and all her mouth could do was let out a high pitched scream prompting the guests to take their attention off the new husband and wife and onto me and her.

The world slowed down as she gave me a hug.

After it was done, I looked back giving an "It wasn't me" look. Shaggy should have been laughing at me at this point.



Why?

1. I was caught red-handed by the public, exuding natural charm and irresistability to a woman.:P
2. She was not just a woman, she was a beautiful woman.
3.She was not just a beautiful woman, she was also a young woman.
4.She was not just a beautiful young woman, she was a married woman!

Heh!

It wasn't me! But there were witnesses.

There is a good God above because had the husband been around, we would have been singing "Blood on the dance floor", except this was a reception venue!

Anyway, what we a pity when your best friend gets married.

Lesson: Mbu your husband's wife has a best friend who is a guy? Heh! You're just joking.

Written by guest blogger Nev who you can find here . Have good week people.

6 comments:

Ugandan girl said...

Bestfriend(the bride) seems to have been extremly excited to see the best friend(guest) serouisly..If i was the groom i would woop both your arses..hehe

theSchudent said...

ha ha ha!total wooping indeed!But mahhn sometimes it gets overwhelming. . .and it's just you and your 'bestfriend'

lol @ the Lesson: Mbu your husband's wife has a best friend who is a guy? Heh! You're just joking.

crazy just!

Be silent said...

And then i get lost tihihihihihi It wasn't me

Safyre said...

I don't know how people can preparre for such stuff. Glad 'It wasn't me!'

Breeze said...

No be small thing o!

njagala said...

so wats the point again?